SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY OFFER
In celebration of the first anniversary of the Smoking Christian, Peter’s Ashtray in cooperation with the Smoking Christian Fan Club is proud to offer the Limited Edition Smoking Christian Ashtray™ This numbered, porcelain-fired collectible is now available in limited quantities. You will enjoy hours of enjoyment and conversation with this fine smoking accessory in your home. Our non-smoking friends can use it as a candy dish or collectible mantle piece. It's sure to become a family heirloom!SPECIAL PRICING TODAY! $6.95 plus shipping and handling Order Now!
That’s not all!
This low, low price includes a one year membership to the Smoking Christian Fan Club where you will enjoy a 12 month subscription to SC Insider, our members-only magazine featuring previews of upcoming posts, blog highlights, behind-the-scenes news, and special features about religion, current events, music, weather, parenting, food & drink, tobacco products, mental health, unemployment and much more.
You will also receive a 20% discount on all your favorite Smoking Christian merchandise at the Museum Gift Shop.
Don’t miss out on this great membership opportunity! Get your collectible ashtray and all the membership benefits by visiting our Signup Page now!
posted by Yakimaniac at 11:42 PM
9 Comments:
Yakman,
This is just excellent blogging! My admiration for you continues to soar.
Do you remember the Wheaton College ashtrays some of us were selling? I don't remember the year. It must have been your junior or senior year. We bought a bunch of those clear glass ashtrays from the restaurant supply store on North Ave. and then applied the round Wheaton decals to the bottom. They sold like hotcakes! I still have a couple of them.
They were offered the same year as the Wheaton College playing cards. I still have a deck of those too!
I'm clicking on your hot links and going nowhere...I wanted to visit the gift shop and make a few purchases. Please fix this problem at your earliest convenience.
Happy Anniversary everyone and to all a Good Night!
Dear Pastor Dude,
Thank you for your kind comment. Regretfully during those years of fun and frivolity Mrs. Yak (to be) had me by the, er...scruff of the neck and kept me from wayward paths and the routine visits to Dean Nelson's office suffered by all my close friends.
These days I am careful what I admit to from those carefree days for fear of being ignominiously dumped from the WC Parent Council but I might be tempted to barter a Limited Edition SC Ashtray for a sample of your aforementioned contraband.
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Well, I hope you're happy. I just blew my entire unemployment check on all that great merchandise!
Serious question: I would love to join my own fan club.
Still, I think I should receive some sort of a senior discount. Are those available?
Sorry, in the immortal words of Woody Allen paraphrasing Grouch Marx, "You wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have you as a member."
However, we would love to have you on occasion as a guest drinker.
Yaki-doodle -
The then-future-Mrs.-Yak-to-be did not keep you on such a short leash. The fact that you avoided Dean Wormer's office is mainly due to not getting caught! But fear not, he who ran through the glass doors of Blanchard will never rat you out to the Parent's Council.
My life and fortunes are in your hands oh Munificent Eyebrowed One!
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